Earlier today I had a chunk of Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake. Thomas is blue - so the icing is blue too. You see if the icing was green or something then it wouldn't be Thomas would it? It would be Percy or maybe Trevor. But no, this cake was Blue man. Blue like blue stuff which stays blue for like forever. Deep. Yeah like deep blue. . . Trippy.
In nature the most natural of natures naturality is blue. Like air is blue and the sky. Water is blue, blue birds are blue. Its all nature man. But there aren't blue foods.
All blue foods we see today are created by the hands of dudekind. We use colourings of artificiality . These colourings are un-natural. Apache Indians would never eat blue smarties. The only way to get natural blue foods would be to use sfreshly squashed Smurf. I haven't seen Smurfs in the wild for ages. Untill we find a sustainable source of farmable Smurfs innnocent people like myself will continue to struggle with the come downs of blue cake.
Peace of cake.
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You know in Italy some gelaterie have blue ice-cream. flavour? : "puffo", translated: "smurf" ... I've never wanted to try it though.
ReplyDeleteThey are pretty cold blooded to Smurfs over in Italy giving them names like that! What is Smurfette? "Lesbobbo"?
ReplyDeleteI had a mate who wasn't allowed blue smarties as a kid. Too many E numbers. Nowadays he's a lanky streak of piss, whereas I'm stacked. The point of this exciting story? E numbers get the guns. The guns get the girls.
ReplyDeletemr e, I also had a friend who wasnt allowed to eat blue foods as a kid and, he too, turned out to be a lanky streak of piss. Moral of the story...eat blue foods if you don't want to be a bean pole. Even if that means subsidising lazy-arse farmers to battery farm smurfs so they can afford to sell them to overwhelmingly large mulit-national conglomerates at 0.001p per smurf so they can be freshely squeezed to make blue flavourings for cakes...then so beit.
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